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Mr. Prog's Big Adventure 2 (Incomplete)
I'm probably never revisiting this one, but while Tabitha/Annette/Uriel or whatever I fully named her are on the adventure fighting mavericks and whatnot, this one single Mr. Prog is having a terrible time figuring out the lines of sentience and non sentience. Reupload.
And here’s the cutoff for when I stopped working on this iteration and started presumably working on other fics. I think? Chapter 2: How I accidentally joined a legitimate Rebellion (and promptly got arrested) • As I floated to my homepage in the Undernet (it was cheap), I noticed I had a bit of a tail following me. Most of the Progs had left aside from the one who talked to me. • “HI…” He tried to say quietly. “WHERE ARE WE GOING?” He leaned next to me. • “Me? I’m going home. I have no idea where you’re going.” • He looked downwards. • “I…” Oh no. “I DON’T HAVE A HOME! WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!” He whined. • “ALL I HAD WAS MY JOB AND I GOT LAID OFF! SNIFFLE… SNIFFLE…” Please don’t cry. • “MMMMM…. SHOULD I JUST SLEEP OUT IN THE OPEN?” • “You idiot! Why didn’t you stay in the TopNet then! Or go to a shelter!” I yelled. • He flinched. • “THE WAITRESS NAVI WORKS THERE…! SHE’D CALL THE COPS ON ME! OH NO! AM I A CRIMINAL NOW?” • Oh, right, we did start yelling about a revolt in the café. There’s a chance we’re getting tailed as we speak… I quickly glanced around but it seems like we were in the clear. • “Hey… come on.” Unorganized and unfinished stuff • Chapter 3: A Case of the Blues • Chapter 4: Double Trouble! • “I’m unemployed, so I became a Ninja!” Meanwhile, in the Undernet • Prog Lover V2 has logged in. • ProgLoverV2: My Prog is the best. • Heel7: Holy Panels not again • ProgLoverV2: He can defeat anyone. • ProgAnon: LOVE THE ENTHUSIASM BUT YOU WERE BANNED. • ProgLoverV2: No I wasn’t. Look at him. This one is different. • (A photo of a gold prog is shown. It looks exactly the same from the last time.) • Heel8: MOOOOODS!! PROG LOVER CAME BACK AND- • User deleted. • Heel6: What the heck? • Heel7: Nooo! Now we can’t say our joke anymore! • ProgLoverV2: You’re a joke. • USER WAS BANNED. • Heel9: Good Riddance! • How come some Mr. Progs only speak in caps? • HUH? I WONDER… • Oh, you never read the patch notes? • When they did the internet overhaul for that global tournament a while back all Progs made afterwards spoke in caps. It’s a new feature. • It does show which Progs are older models though… Strange. • But seriously. We’re still facing nonsense from that overhaul! We lost a good chunk of the undernet! • No one’s seen where the holy panels went! Navi’s dropped off the face of the net! • WE CAN BLAME THAT BLUE NAVI FOR THAT.
And here’s the cutoff for when I stopped working on this iteration and started presumably working on other fics. I think? Chapter 2: How I accidentally joined a legitimate Rebellion (and promptly got arrested) • As I floated to my homepage in the Undernet (it was cheap), I noticed I had a bit of a tail following me. Most of the Progs had left aside from the one who talked to me. • “HI…” He tried to say quietly. “WHERE ARE WE GOING?” He leaned next to me. • “Me? I’m going home. I have no idea where you’re going.” • He looked downwards. • “I…” Oh no. “I DON’T HAVE A HOME! WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!” He whined. • “ALL I HAD WAS MY JOB AND I GOT LAID OFF! SNIFFLE… SNIFFLE…” Please don’t cry. • “MMMMM…. SHOULD I JUST SLEEP OUT IN THE OPEN?” • “You idiot! Why didn’t you stay in the TopNet then! Or go to a shelter!” I yelled. • He flinched. • “THE WAITRESS NAVI WORKS THERE…! SHE’D CALL THE COPS ON ME! OH NO! AM I A CRIMINAL NOW?” • Oh, right, we did start yelling about a revolt in the café. There’s a chance we’re getting tailed as we speak… I quickly glanced around but it seems like we were in the clear. • “Hey… come on.” Unorganized and unfinished stuff • Chapter 3: A Case of the Blues • Chapter 4: Double Trouble! • “I’m unemployed, so I became a Ninja!” Meanwhile, in the Undernet • Prog Lover V2 has logged in. • ProgLoverV2: My Prog is the best. • Heel7: Holy Panels not again • ProgLoverV2: He can defeat anyone. • ProgAnon: LOVE THE ENTHUSIASM BUT YOU WERE BANNED. • ProgLoverV2: No I wasn’t. Look at him. This one is different. • (A photo of a gold prog is shown. It looks exactly the same from the last time.) • Heel8: MOOOOODS!! PROG LOVER CAME BACK AND- • User deleted. • Heel6: What the heck? • Heel7: Nooo! Now we can’t say our joke anymore! • ProgLoverV2: You’re a joke. • USER WAS BANNED. • Heel9: Good Riddance! • How come some Mr. Progs only speak in caps? • HUH? I WONDER… • Oh, you never read the patch notes? • When they did the internet overhaul for that global tournament a while back all Progs made afterwards spoke in caps. It’s a new feature. • It does show which Progs are older models though… Strange. • But seriously. We’re still facing nonsense from that overhaul! We lost a good chunk of the undernet! • No one’s seen where the holy panels went! Navi’s dropped off the face of the net! • WE CAN BLAME THAT BLUE NAVI FOR THAT.